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Aggie Medical Terminology

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Aggie Medical Terminology
  • Artery = the study of fine painting
  • Barium = what you do when CPR fails
  • Cesarean section = a district in Rome
  • Coma = a punctuation mark
  • Colic = a sheep dog
  • Congenital = friendly
  • Dilate = live longer
  • Fester = quicker
  • GI Series = baseball games between teams of soldiers
  • Morbid = a higher offer
  • Nitrate = lower than the day rate
  • Node = was aware of
  • Outpatient = a person who has fainted
  • Post Operative = a letter carrier
  • Protein = in favor of young people
  • Secretion = hiding anything
  • Serology = study of English knighthood
  • Tablet = a small table
  • Tumor = an extra pair
  • Varicose Veins = veins which are very close together
  • Urine = opposite of you're out
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